A man was deer hunting with his wife. After awhile the man hears a gunshot and rushes over to see what it was all about. He was wondering if the gunshot came from his wife, who is not an experienced deer hunter.
The man rushes thru the woods and comes upon his wife who is pointing her rifle at a guy who is holding his hands up. The hunter asks his wife what the hell is going on?
She says "This man is trying to claim my kill. I shot it and this deer is MINE!!"
The guy with his hands up says "Look, Lady... I don't want any trouble. YOU shot it and you killed it. This is YOUR deer! ..... Just let me get my saddle off it and I'll be on my way"