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fredd
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Posted - 24/04/2019 :  12:51:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A pregnant woman who is expecting triplets walks into a bank, while she is in there a robber walks in and shouts for everyone to get down on the ground, the woman is too slow so the man shoots her 3 times and runs away from the scene.
The woman survives, and the doctor told her that in 12 years, each of her children will have to pass the bullet.
So in 12 years, her 1st son walks up to her and says ‘mum I’ve just peed out a bullet’ so she tells him the story .Her Daughter then walks up and says the same, so again the mother tells the story. Then her 3rd son walks up to her and says ‘mum you’ll never guess what’ which she replies with ‘let me guess you peed out a bullet’ which he replies with ‘no, I was masturbating and I shot the dog’
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